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About Gary Delaney

Gary Delaney (born 16 April 1973) is an English writer and stand-up comedian. His style of humour is one-liners involving puns delivered in a deadpan manner. He received degrees in Economics and Combined Humanities from the London School of Economics, owing to his childhood desire to be a bond trader, and served as a sabbatical officer at the LSE's Students' Union. Before his comedy career, Delaney fixed photocopiers, worked at banks, dressed poodles, and did custodian work at garages.

In 2003, Delaney toured the UK supporting Jerry Sadowitz, performing at venues including Manchester University and Shepherd's Bush Empire, London. His first Edinburgh Festival Fringe show, Purist, won generally positive reviews, including four stars from comedy website Chortle and The Independent. He was the first comedian to have two of his gags included in the top ten of the third annual Dave Award for the Funniest Joke Of The Fringe. Following appearances on Mock the Week and Dave's One Night Stand, he toured Purist in 2013, and went on to make a total of 18 appearances on Mock the Week.

In 2018, Delaney launched his Gagster's Paradise tour, a 378-date run that continued until 2020 and received largely positive reviews; Peter Munro of Glasgow's The Wee Review praised it as a "true masterclass." In May 2026, he began his Gary On Laughing tour, visiting 108 venues over the course of a year. Delaney began a relationship with fellow stand-up comedian Sarah Millican in 2006; the couple moved in together in 2013 and married in December 2013. As of February 2015, he lived in Cheshire, and in 2018 he adopted a poodle named Patches.

Videos (599)

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A friend of mine can’t help shouting out the names of different parts of castles….0:15

A friend of mine can’t help shouting out the names of different parts of castles….

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Fishing one liner0:19

Fishing one liner

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I wrote a book on hedgehogs…0:11

I wrote a book on hedgehogs…

6.4K views
I bought my nephew a caterpillar cake…0:17

I bought my nephew a caterpillar cake…

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Mortgages0:20

Mortgages

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I came second in a Fidel Castro lookalike competition…0:08

I came second in a Fidel Castro lookalike competition…

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Four rude jokes from my first Live at the Apollo back in 2017. New tour with new jokes happening now0:45

Four rude jokes from my first Live at the Apollo back in 2017. New tour with new jokes happening now

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Tiger Woods…0:16

Tiger Woods…

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Whenever my wife says she fancies an early night I know….0:38

Whenever my wife says she fancies an early night I know….

6.2K views
Rejected joke- body standards. This Is another joke that didn’t quite make the cut for the tour0:21

Rejected joke- body standards. This Is another joke that didn’t quite make the cut for the tour

6.2K views
Sex through a hole in a sheet. A joke form an old tv spot in 2010 that id forgotten about.0:19

Sex through a hole in a sheet. A joke form an old tv spot in 2010 that id forgotten about.

6.2K views
Women can be very insecure about their appearance…0:17

Women can be very insecure about their appearance…

6.2K views
Sex tape joke. Originally written for a news story on Mock the Week in ā€˜16 then reused on Apollo0:24

Sex tape joke. Originally written for a news story on Mock the Week in ā€˜16 then reused on Apollo

6.2K views
There’s two types of people who don’t like Easter….0:19

There’s two types of people who don’t like Easter….

6.1K views
Clip from the Eastleigh tour show. I don’t think they’re a couple0:16

Clip from the Eastleigh tour show. I don’t think they’re a couple

6.1K views
Gary Delaney: nerdy take on disney songs2:03

Gary Delaney: nerdy take on disney songs

6.1K views
Dressing room in a graveyard true story0:32

Dressing room in a graveyard true story

6.1K views
D1ck pic joke0:38

D1ck pic joke

6.1K views
I’ve invented an eye test for primates. A clip salvaged from my lost third special.0:22

I’ve invented an eye test for primates. A clip salvaged from my lost third special.

6K views
Reading from my joke book0:11

Reading from my joke book

5.9K views
Sperm isn’t really good for your skin. A funny joke from my second Live at the Apollo.0:20

Sperm isn’t really good for your skin. A funny joke from my second Live at the Apollo.

5.9K views
One time I persuaded my kid brother to swallow a torch…..0:09

One time I persuaded my kid brother to swallow a torch…..

5.9K views
Throwback Thursday. Grandad went down in history. A cheeky joke from my first live at the Apollo.0:11

Throwback Thursday. Grandad went down in history. A cheeky joke from my first live at the Apollo.

5.9K views
Shagging sheep. A joke that didn’t make the cut for tour shows but is a nice solid B so here it is.0:16

Shagging sheep. A joke that didn’t make the cut for tour shows but is a nice solid B so here it is.

5.8K views

Frequently asked questions

Who is Gary Delaney?

Gary Delaney, born 16 April 1973, is an English writer and stand-up comedian known for one-liners involving puns delivered in a deadpan manner.

What did Gary Delaney study?

He received degrees in Economics and Combined Humanities from the London School of Economics, owing to his childhood desire to be a bond trader.

What is Gary Delaney's most famous tour?

In 2018 he launched his Gagster's Paradise tour, a 378-date run that continued until 2020 and received largely positive reviews.

How many times did Gary Delaney appear on Mock the Week?

Delaney made a total of 18 appearances on Mock the Week.

Is Gary Delaney married?

Yes, he began a relationship with fellow stand-up comedian Sarah Millican in 2006, and the couple married in December 2013.

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