Another Christmas joke. Carlisle tour show isn’t yet on sale so I probably will regret this later.
Video facts
- Comedian
- Gary Delaney
Gary Delaney is a stand-up comedian whose style is one-liners involving puns delivered in a deadpan manner.
- Country
- 🇬🇧United Kingdom
- Format
- Short
- Length
- Published on YouTube
- In the catalogue
- No. 22 of 607 videos by Gary Delaney, ordered by views · See it on the profile
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