If you get this joke you’re a bad person. This is a joke that never made it into my new tour.
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Gary Delaney is a British stand-up comedian, born 16 April 1973 in Solihull, West Midlands. He is one of the UK's most prolific one-liner specialists, appeared 18 times on BBC Two's Mock the Week, has performed multiple...
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Halloween joke in Cardiff last night. New tour dropped yesterday. More and bigger dates to come
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