My phone would rather call 911 than just turn off.
LPLachlan Patterson๐บ๐ธVideo facts
- Comedian
- Lachlan Patterson
Lachlan Patterson is a Canadian-born stand-up comedian based in the United States. Born in Vancouver, British Columbia, he started doing stand-up at age 19 and was a finalist on NBC's Last Comic Standing season 8 in...
- Country
- ๐บ๐ธUnited States
- Format
- Short
- Length
- Published on YouTube
- In the catalogue
- No. 105 of 188 videos by Lachlan Patterson, ordered by views ยท See it on the profile
More from Lachlan Patterson
I told my bank not to give up. Tell me it's not just mine.
22K views ยท Sep 2026
Never understood why baby clothes have pockets. Parents, is this just me?
22K views ยท Aug 2026
Comedy in the year 1864.
22K views ยท Jun 2026
She meditates on being powerful and beautiful then opens her eyes to this.
21K views ยท Sep 2026
Turns out you can look tall sitting down.
21K views ยท Sep 2026
Ordering pizza is basically a one night stand. We've all been there.
21K views ยท Sep 2026
More comedians from United States
Lahna Turner
Lance Patrick
๐บ๐ธLance Woods
storytelling ยท observational
๐บ๐ธLane Moore
๐บ๐ธLangston Kerman
๐บ๐ธLarry Brantley
Recommended ยท Top 24H
Trump Rants & Raves About the Least Important Things Ever & All the Promises Heโs Failed to Fulfill
Jimmy Kimmel
+4.7M today
GOP Turns on Trump & Rep. Constantino Blasts "A**holes" | The Daily Show
Jon Stewart
+3.1M today
Republicans Say Trump Era Is Over & MAGA Is Dead After Blowout, Vance Blames Iran War: A Closer Look
Seth Meyers
+2.3M today
Trump Furious About Democrats' Midterms Win, Says He Would Have Won the Ballot | The Tonight Show
Jimmy Fallon
+2.1M today
Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down Midterm Election Results, Trump Loses Bigly & Assistant Natalie Stops By!
Jimmy Kimmel
+2.1M today
KENAPA KAPOLRI SADAP PRABOWO?
Pandji Pragiwaksono
+1.9M today
INDIAโS GOT LATENT S2 EP8 ft. MC Stan, Tanmay Bhat, Madhur Virli, Arpit Bala
Samay Raina
+1.8M today
Tihar Jail | Aakash Gupta | Stand-up Comedy
Aakash Gupta
+1.3M today
Trump Blames Everyone But Himself for Huge Midterm Loss & the White House Lashes Out at Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel
+1.3M today
Ladies Special ep.4 | Pranit More | Stand-up Comedy | Crowd Work Special
Pranit More
+1.1M today
Wall Street Journal Publishes "How Trump Lost the Midterms" Article
Seth Meyers
+854.2K today
Haley Stevens Flips Against El-Sayed & the Media Goes Poll-Crazy | The Daily Show
Jon Stewart
+784.2K today