I don't scream at haunted houses, I just become the most intense substitute teacher on earth
Whitney Cummings๐บ๐ธVideo facts
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- Whitney Cummings
Whitney Cummings is an American stand-up comedian, writer, actress, producer, and podcaster born September 4, 1982, in Washington, D.C.
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