“You don’t have what he needs”
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- Comedian
- Jordan Jensen
Jordan Jensen is an American stand-up comedian born May 28, 1991, in Ithaca, New York. She was the first woman to win New York's Funniest Stand-Up at the New York Comedy Festival in 2021 and is a regular at the Comedy...
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- 🇺🇸United States
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- No. 45 of 443 videos by Jordan Jensen, ordered by views · See it on the profile
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