Turns out my kids have been listening.
LPLachlan Patterson🇺🇸Video facts
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- Lachlan Patterson
Lachlan Patterson is a Canadian-born stand-up comedian based in the United States. Born in Vancouver, British Columbia, he started doing stand-up at age 19 and was a finalist on NBC's Last Comic Standing season 8 in...
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