Our lines are red, your lines are blue … we can’t talk about shit … but hey, you too
Bassem Youssef (باسم يوسف)🇪🇬Video facts
- Comedian
- Bassem Youssef (باسم يوسف)
Bassem Youssef is an Egyptian-American comedian, political satirist and former cardiothoracic surgeon born on 21 March 1974 in Cairo.
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- 🇪🇬Egypt
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